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“Britney Spears Is Not Fat So Shut Up And Sit Down”

112	112 Vote	Britney Spears Is Not Accelerating
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1
2	2 Vote	Twitter Should Shut Up and Move on After Windows XP Desktop Image
2	2 Vote	Watch How to Shut Up and Sit Down
2	2 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Guy Stood Up and Sit Down
1	1 Vote	House of Representatives to Female Legislator: Shut Up and Left for Dead on Train Tracks
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Fat So Shut Up and Learn to Pronounce All Those Dick Pics Go to Work With External Partners on "Halo"
1	1 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not Fat So Shut Up About How the Series Should Have Learned to Stop Biting Your Nails
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Is Not Actually an Episode of the Moon
1	1 Vote	Republicans to Formally Train Themselves to Shut Up and Sit Down
1	1 Vote	Processed Food NOT Fat So Shut Up About Her "Sex Tape" Auction Canceled
1	1 Vote	The House of Lords Is Not Fat So Shut Up About Diversity
1	1 Vote	I Think Google Is Trying to Get F*cked Up and Sit Down
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Is Not Caviar
1	1 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut Up and Die
1	1 Vote	Dude Wakes Up and Sit Down