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“Toothpicks have been around for 1.8 million years”

4	4 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been Staged
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Not Change the Game Show. Stick Around for 1.8 Million Years
1	1 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been Compromised
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Won't Be Around for 1.8 Million Years
1	1 Vote	The Awful Lie That's Been Around for 1.8 Million Years
1	1 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been Totally Abandoned and Forgotten, Captive Says
1	1 Vote	Sprint Sells 1.8 Million Years
1	1 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been 28 Cases of Hecklers Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Toothpicks Have Been a Dirty Little Secret, and This Is What Happens Next Time to Sink in a Call for "Americans Only" Hours