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“I'm John Adams, And I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks”
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I'm John Adams, and I QUOTE — I Knew About Beauty May Be the Best. I Can't Do Space Art All Day, So Here's Cthulhu
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I'm John Adams, and I Have Three Jobs