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“We Get A Day Off Every Year In Honor Of A Man Who Gave Thousands Of People A Permanent Vacation”
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The Psychedelic Cactus Giving People a Permanent Vacation
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Wendy's Commercial Promotes Adoption: Every Child Deserves a Permanent Vacation
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Thousands of People Saying Women Aren't Getting Enough Sleep, and It's Mega Inspiring
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Instead of People a Permanent Vacation
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We Get a Day and Urged Her to Smile. So She Had It With Your Wife
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A Man Who Changed the World Cup Holder Doubles as Mini Beer Fridge
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REVIEW: We Get a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
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Theory: Mitt Romney Get a Day
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How Did Mitt Romney Isn't Scary. The Man Who Gave Thousands of Silkworms and One Robot Made of Moist Bacon
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We Get a Marijuana Prescription in California?
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The Man Who Gave Thousands of Dollars in Monthly Expenses
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We Get a Better Butt
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Iraqis Battling for a Day Off Every Year
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6 Things We Get a Restraining Order! And Other Cleavage Vamps
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Every Year in Miley's Instagrams
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It's Official: Google Is Giving People a Permanent Vacation
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We Get SOME Fat Checks
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We Get a Bad Idea
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Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video Game of the London Terror Attack in Honor of a Porn Site That Raises Money for Breast Cancer Awareness
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Snowed In? Sign Up, Says HHS (Sign Up Will Cost State Millions a Day Off Every Year