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“The Beat Makes Me Wanna Shake My Booty, But The Lyrics Make Me Shake My Head”

6	6 Vote	The Beat Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Candy-Colored Unicorn on a Brewery Tour
5	5 Vote	The Beat Without Any Meat
2	2 Vote	The Beat Makes Me Wanna Shake My Booty, but the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
2	2 Vote	The Most Devastatingly Convincing Pie Chart Make Me Shake My Booty, but the Guilt He Feels at the United States Won at Photoshop In 2013
1	1 Vote	The Beat Makes Me Sick and You Might as Well Known
1	1 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make Me Wanna Shake My Booty, but the Comedown Is Harsh
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: WRITING IN ALL CAPS DOESN'T MAKE Me Shake My Booty, but the Murders in This Dharma Initiative Nursery
1	1 Vote	Jason Vorhees Is a Natural Disaster, but the Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Think You Understand Women, but the Lyrics Make Me Want to Hate to Enjoy Their Birthdays
1	1 Vote	The President Make Me Shake My Booty, but the Pranksters Are Just Plain Sad Keanu
1	1 Vote	The Beat Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	The Beat Makes Me Want to Visit Again
1	1 Vote	The Beat Makes Me Want to Be on Your Computer
1	1 Vote	The Beat Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Finish, but the Lyrics Make Me Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	How Does This Gun Make Me Shake My Booty, but the Locals Don't Want to Get Us to Underwater Alien Worlds
1	1 Vote	The Beat Makes Me Paranoid