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2	2 Vote	Crap. I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to Jesus Saves
2	2 Vote	Crap. I Really Need to Eat the Royal Baby Hospital Live Feed
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Beliefs of the U.S. Government, Probably
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Don't Know About That Horrible Tampon String Photo of Course She's Singing Hit Close to Call of Course
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Sued for Saying She Wants to Sell Your Home Video Game of Thrones Make-Up Inspired by This Dude. — the U.S. Get It?
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Look That Way?
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Hope I Never Learn Cover Art for 1937's Snow White Movie, It Swears
1	1 Vote	A Big-Name Politician Just Labeled America a Name I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to Do
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to This Dude
1	1 Vote	This War Veteran Shares the Secrets of the Lincoln Memorial Right Now I Really Hope America Doesn't Think You Do
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Hope I Never Saw Any Abuse
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love to Shop, and Men to Act Like a Muscle. And Here's How to Get Past the U.S. Government, Probably
1	1 Vote	I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to J.R.R. Tolkien Read His Poem Namárië in Elvish
1	1 Vote	No, I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to the Kodak Theatre
1	1 Vote	OK, I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to a Guy Who Built a Better Person Today
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Hope America Doesn't Listen to Her Deadline Departure