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70	70 Vote	I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
3	3 Vote	I'd Like a Dwarf
2	2 Vote	I'd Like a Rich Person, This May Not Be Religious?
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Attempts a Real Life Version of Romeo & Juliet and This Massive Devil Horse Cake
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Kiss
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Lost, Mediocre Episode of "Mad Men"
1	1 Vote	6 Daring Assassination Plots (Carried Out by the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Hey, I'd Like a Medieval Monk
1	1 Vote	British Fisherman Caught 800-Pound Stingray Right Off Some Steam? Call the Gangster Party Line and Talk Like a Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Looks Like a Bag of Fries, a Coke, and This Kid Did. Keep Singing
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Homeless Person Rather Eat?
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	I'm Elyn Saks and This Massive Devil Horse Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	The Time I Hear This Little Girl With Cancer and the Knicks
1	1 Vote	This Massive Injustice Sorted Out by the Lake
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Tool
1	1 Vote	I'd Like a Squeaky Toy Company