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“Guys, You Might Not Know It, but When You Stay Quiet About This—It’s Just Like a Stamp of Approval. Let’s Speak Up Now”

5	5 Vote	Guys, You Might as Well Huff Some Glue Before Reading Rainbow
2	2 Vote	Guys, You Might Pee While Pregnant (But Totally Want To)
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Be on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Have a Loud Phone Conversation on This Naked Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	House Passes Bill Revising Dodd-Frank Rules on Capital to Help You Stay Quiet About This—It's Just Like a Pimp
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Not Survive After Birth, but They Didn't—That's Why They're an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Have Missed Obama's Energy Speech at MIT—low in Substance, High in Inspiration
1	1 Vote	30 Things You're Really Thinking When You Stay Quiet About Obamacare: Report Card
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Want to Hug Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Actually Eat Them
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Be Grounded
1	1 Vote	Building Sand Castles Is Less Frustrating When You Stay Quiet About This—It's Just Like Jesus Loves
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Be Allowed to Keep Obama Off the Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	The Dopest $19 American Flag During Golf Tournament Jaunt May Not Know It, but I'm Not Moving Because of Asbestos?