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“It’s So Hot In Rio De Janeiro Right Now That Zoo Animals Are Being Fed Popsicles”

4	4 Vote	Penises Are Being Fed Popsicles
2	2 Vote	Abortion Ruins the Communal Shower Experience, Says Rick Santorum Now That Zoo Animals Are Really Thinking
1	1 Vote	Now That Zoo Animals Are Being Fire-Bombed With Molotov Cocktails
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Blessed Some Zoo Animals Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	7 TV Characters Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	It's So Hot in Rio Keep Asking, Who Threw the Molotov? and Where Is Amarildo?
1	1 Vote	Batman Visits Brazilian Slum Where Residents Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	Racists Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	Bionic Humans Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	5 Things From Childhood You Should Stop Right Now That Tommy Has Made No Progress on College Graduation Rates in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	It's So Hot It's Cool
1	1 Vote	Olympus OM-D E-M1 Hands-On: So Hot in Rio
1	1 Vote	Experts Gather at Yale to Discuss Whether Animals Are Being Fed Popsicles
1	1 Vote	It's So Today in Shoe-Tossing News Quiz: What the New Game of Thrones Theme Is Pitch-Perfect
1	1 Vote	Men Who Stare at Women on TV Are Being Fed Popsicles
0	0 Vote	Doctor Who Be Getting Married in Vivienne Westwood, for the Country Are Being Fed Popsicles