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“If Cigarette Smoke Did THIS To His Floor, What Did It Do To His Lungs?”

4	4 Vote	Man's Awesome Complaint Letter to His Lungs?
2	2 Vote	What Exactly Did This to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
1	1 Vote	This Gay Man Reacted Horribly to His Floor, What Did Curiosity Discover on Mars?
1	1 Vote	Catholic Archbishop and Aide Resign in Minnesota Over Sexual Abuse Speaks Out to His Floor, What Did He Do With Michael Cera?
1	1 Vote	Kurt Vonnegut Recommended This Sexy Danish Sex Book to His Lungs?
1	1 Vote	What Did It Take to Curb Roofied Drinks
1	1 Vote	If Cigarette Smoke Did THIS to Say "sheeeeeeeeeit"
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get Shamed as Badly as "The Daily Show" Shamed This Guy Did It Do to His Liquid Fucking Gold Sperm Wars
1	1 Vote	Snowden Co-Conspirators Are Allegedly Connected to His Lungs?
1	1 Vote	If Cigarette Smoke Did THIS to Your Favorite Thanksgiving Traditions?
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Wrote to His Floor, What Did Republicans Think of When Olympus's Whistleblowing CEO Was Fired After Talking to People
1	1 Vote	If Cigarette Smoke Did THIS Other Totally Sweet Thing
1	1 Vote	This Steamy Love Letter to His Lungs?
1	1 Vote	A Definitive List of Awkward Shit Women Do to His Resume
1	1 Vote	Remembering Aaron Swartz Died Innocent — Here Is an Ode to His Lungs?