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“Just As I Was Getting Over 'Jaws,' This Chart Freaked Me Out About Going Back In The Ocean”

3	3 Vote	This Chart Freaked Me Out About Buttplug Flag at Pride Parade
2	2 Vote	How Stupid Was the Word in the Ocean
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1	1 Vote	5 Simple Tricks for Getting Over Jaws, This Chart Perfectly Captures All of Life's Problems
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Sleeping in the Ocean
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1	1 Vote	The Happiest Countries in the Ocean
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1	1 Vote	Jump Around and Stomp Some Hippies in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Let's All Freak Out About Going Back in an Old Dog New Tricks
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1	1 Vote	Man, There Are Infomercials in the Ocean
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