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“South Park to Miss Air Date for the First Time Ever Due to Power Outage”

4	4 Vote	Obama Due to Power Outage
2	2 Vote	Squirrels Go Nuts for First Time Ever
1	1 Vote	South Park to Miss Lebanon and Possibly Caused an International Incident
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Domestic Violence Due to Power of Something I Never Expected
1	1 Vote	South Park to Miss Air Date for the Nicolas Cage Edition of Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball ?
1	1 Vote	South Park to "Save Lives"
1	1 Vote	25 Sexy Halloween Costumes for the First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	Sunday's World Series Game Has Become Irrelevant, "An Arm for the First Person He Saw"
1	1 Vote	Over 40% of Cancers Due to Power Outage
1	1 Vote	South Park to Miss Air Date for the Soul Sacrifice
1	1 Vote	13 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes of All Time Ever Due to Biblical Hailstorm
1	1 Vote	Avatars Frolick in New Da Vinci's Demons Trailer for the First Robot Squirrel
1	1 Vote	McConnell Breaks With His Newborn Son for the First Picture of Benedict Cumberbatch in The Sky
1	1 Vote	15 Gifts for the First Time to Get Out Of Bed
1	1 Vote	South Park Is All Killing Non-Believers for 72 Virgins, You Don't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"