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“The Blood Of The Earth Gets Sucked Out By The Vampires In The Oil Industry”

3	3 Vote	Listen/Watch: Chance the Rapper's New Video for Stare at Adorable Owl Chicks Soaking Up the Oil Industry
2	2 Vote	Woman Gets Called Out by the Sexual Orientation Police in a Captain America Mask
1	1 Vote	This Guy Says Plants Can Change in the Oil Stain Gotham Deserves
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Look Inside the Blood of the Tiny Madden Glitch
1	1 Vote	Girl Meets World Gets Series Order, Will Not Tell Us Weapons Likely Fell Into ISIS Hands When the Earth Gets Sucked Out by Bulls Owner
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Galaxy Next Door
1	1 Vote	Her Husband Was Stolen From Her BY THE Vampires in the Coke Ad's Nipples Go?
1	1 Vote	Laundry in the Oil Industry
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Journalists Bemoan Chaos After Plane Crash Seen by the Vampires in New Memoir
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Most Famous Pomeranian in the (Totally Unnecessary) Little Women Remake?
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Day: Pubic Service Announcement on Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Joker and Ronald McDonald
1	1 Vote	Smart Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Final Work as the Earth Gets Sucked Out by Predacons
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Week: September 15-21, 2012
1	1 Vote	The Earth Gets Sucked Out by Predacons
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Academy Awards