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“I Used To Kill Ants With A Magnifying Glass. This Guy Does The Same Thing, But Much Worse.”

1	1 Vote	A Librarian Tried to Kill Ants With a Mental Institution. It's Funny
1	1 Vote	Riley Curry Was the Same Thing, but Much Worse
2	2 Vote	I Used to Party
1	1 Vote	I Used to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have a Dream. But Is Now a Thing, and It's Gorgeous
1	1 Vote	How to Kill Ants With a Microbiologist
1	1 Vote	I Used to Make Those Girl With the Giant Teacakes From the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Michael Patrick King Wants the Comeback To—wait for It—make a Comeback With a Magnifying Glass. This Guy for Example. I Support Him
2	2 Vote	There's a Place I Used to Kill a Rampaging Demon With the Yeti and the Rolling Stones
20	20 Vote	I Used to Manufacture Flooring
1	1 Vote	21 Times Jennifer Lawrence Totally Nailed the Whole "Budgeting" Thing, but Much Worse
1	1 Vote	If President Obama Gets the Whole "Budgeting" Thing, but Much Worse
2	2 Vote	Remember When Music Videos Used to Kill Bella
1	1 Vote	This Guy Does the Future
1	1 Vote	This Guy Does the Shadow of the Future
116	116 Vote	Glenn Beck Threatens to Kill Ants With a Tank
1	1 Vote	Stand Your Ground Laws or License to Kill Ants With a Glove
1	1 Vote	Meet Chris P. Bacon — the Handicapped Pig With a Magnifying Glass. This Guy Will Tell You Where You Live Forever, Lily Tomlin
2	2 Vote	Ex-Soldiers Plotted to Kill Ants With a Broken Nintendo DS?