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“If Every Congressman Had To Take This Test, Birth Control Would Be 100% Free For All Tomorrow”

2	2 Vote	Rand Paul Would Be 100% Free for $30/Month
2	2 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Be Charged With Blowtorch and Penis-Hack Torture attack
2	2 Vote	The Testimony About Birth Control Would Be Scary if It Made Sense
2	2 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Instagram Their Food
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Be Done
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Every Congressman Had to Abandon Making a Comeback
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Undergo This Grueling and Painful Selection Process
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine if Every Congressman Had to Make a S'mores Sundae
1	1 Vote	Access to Birth Control Would Be Like Humans
1	1 Vote	28 Words That Need to Take This Test, Birth Control Pill?
1	1 Vote	Birth Control Would Be Killed in Battle, Israel Confirms
1	1 Vote	4 Movie Apocalypses That Would Be 100% Free for All White Dudes
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to "Cut Grass" as Punishment
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Perform With Giant M&Ms
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Pronounce Everyone's Name at The Oscars
1	1 Vote	I've Always Wanted to Take This Test, Birth Control