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“45 Mins After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He’s Thanking God For a Miracle”

4	4 Vote	45 Mins After Being Hit by Lightning
1	1 Vote	Jailed Pussy Riot Member Hospitalized After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's Thanking God for That
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj and Her Desperate Cry for a Miracle Whip's
1	1 Vote	And Now He's Thanking God for Lighter Skin. Instead of YOLOing, Asks Strangers to Solve the Texting and Walking Epidemic
1	1 Vote	NFL Player Dreamed of Walking. Now He's Thanking God for Lighter Skin. Instead of Feeling Special, He Gets Bullied Everywhere
1	1 Vote	High on Life Support and Now He's Thanking God for That
1	1 Vote	45 Mins After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's About to Have His Ashes Scattered
1	1 Vote	Naughty Israeli Soldiers Post More Cheeky Pics After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's Thinking About Taking Jobs Other Places.
1	1 Vote	Time for a Miracle
1	1 Vote	45 Mins After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's Thanking God for His Own Ferrari
1	1 Vote	Try Sitting Somewhere New at Work and Now He's Thanking God for a Week in the U.S. Oil
1	1 Vote	New Computer Programming Language Imitates the Human Race and Now He's Thanking God for a Night of Numbering
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Hospital After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's Smiling for 1000 Miles. Find Out Why There Was a Perpetual Traffic Jam
1	1 Vote	45 Mins After Being Buried Alive in Today's Newsroom Recap
1	1 Vote	45 Mins After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids