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“These Kids Have Some Questions for God, and They Wrecked Me in the Process”

4	4 Vote	"Corporations Are People" and They Wrecked Me in Jail
2	2 Vote	These Kids Have Some Questions for God, and a Mess
1	1 Vote	Questions for God, and They Might Die for It Was the Man Who Robbed a Waffle House Republican
1	1 Vote	These Goats Are Jerks and They Wrecked Me in the Works
1	1 Vote	We Have Some Questions for God, and It's Awe-Inspiring. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Um, These Kids Have Some Cake
1	1 Vote	These Gay Dads Wanted to Do Something Really Odd, and They Wrecked Me in a Shooting? Have a "Very Easy" Mode
1	1 Vote	Best High School Teacher for Only ONE Police Officer Did Something in Arabic and They Wrecked Me in 2004: Castro
1	1 Vote	These Kids Have the Energy to Play Brütal Legend Today!
1	1 Vote	Sea Turtle With Prosthetic Limbs Finds Joy Again, and They Wrecked Me in the Park