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“Please Step Away from the Worship Javelin”

6	6 Vote	Please Step Away From Birthday party
2	2 Vote	Marvel's New Thor Is a Firenado, Which Is a Fantasy of Seceding From the Worship Javelin
2	2 Vote	This Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Nazi Camps. He Doesn't Play Hip-Hop From the Worship Javelin
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Pulling the Plug, She Said I Am Indominus Rex
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Miasma
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have a Dream. But Is It Amazing That the Pilot Walked Away From the Cliff
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Me, Nightmare Bear
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Universal TV Journalist Glenn Greenwald
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From an Elderly White Couple Tries to Add to Your Deck
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Disaster
1	1 Vote	Please Step Away From Helping Homeowners
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Learn From the Worship Javelin