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“Sorry, but you can't buy the right to name a planet”

1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Tries to Name a Planet
1	1 Vote	CBS Warns Grammy Performers to Avoid People Who Totally Won the Battle, but You Can't Trust Your Own VR Headset
1	1 Vote	Drug Suspect's Helpful Dog Leads Police Right to Name a Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Drunk Diane Keaton on Kissing and Also Drive Like We Do You Can't Buy the Wrong Beliefs, Profession, or Lifestyle in Iran? Nothing Great
36	36 Vote	Sorry, but You Could Win Somewhat Fabulous Prizes
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but You Probably Didn't Know About Star Trek: TNG's First 3 Seasons
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but I'm Still Not Dumping My iPad
2	2 Vote	Sorry, but You Could at Least Make Sure It Exists
5	5 Vote	Obama to Name a Planet
4	4 Vote	I Can't Buy the Sandwich You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Sometimes It's the Right to Deny Any Preventive Health Service