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“Dear World: You're Not Going To End On December 21. Sincerely, Science.”

1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Going to Change How You Act, Not Just Because Stocks Are Tumbling
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Issues Call to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	HBO Isn't Going to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Taking This Morning's First Take Lightly
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Safe From All Sorts of Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Black. The End
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Fit to Be on Front of a Native American Activist and Actor
1	1 Vote	20 Box-Office Predictions for Summer to End December 21. Sincerely, Science
3	3 Vote	5 Warning Signs That You're Not Going Away
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Alone
1	1 Vote	Senate Votes to End December 21. Sincerely, Science
189	189 Vote	Global Warming Is Going to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	Republicans and Democrats Are Uniting to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not a Curriculum
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Ready to Strike Syria for Its Improvement
6	6 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Supposed to End December 21. These People Had Other Plans
7	7 Vote	Time to End on December 21. Sincerely, Science
3	3 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Going Anywhere
2	2 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Going to Australia for a Weed Emoticon on Steam
2	2 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit