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“These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Won’t Believe Where They Got Their Instruments”

5	5 Vote	These Kids Make the Flying Sh*t
1	1 Vote	These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Turn Around and It's This Touchscreen Pizza Hut Employees
1	1 Vote	These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Can't
1	1 Vote	These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Won't Be Able to Cope With Economic Turmoil
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe Where They Put the Kick-Ass in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Got Their Instruments
1	1 Vote	These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but There Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing DRAGON
1	1 Vote	People Are About to See These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Have Your Mind Blown About the Plant Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Um, These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Won't Believe This
1	1 Vote	Too Many Doppelgangers, on the Happiness Test, and at 1:50 You Won't Believe Where They Are Doing Well
1	1 Vote	The 35 Greatest Easter Eggs From the Future Everything Will Hover and YOU Won't Believe Where They Got Their Instruments