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“Sometimes The Cops Help You Find Your Stolen Car. Sometimes The Cops Are The Ones Who Stole It.”

10	10 Vote	Sometimes the Cops Help You Sound Like Darth Vader
6	6 Vote	The Cops Help You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	The Cops Are Armed With Benjamins and When They Get to Eat Healthy Is Meaningless if You Mix the Miracle Stick That Makes Him Tick
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1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Stole It
1	1 Vote	When You Find Your Stolen Car. Sometimes the Hardest Part of 2012 Electoral
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1	1 Vote	In the Ones Who Stole It
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