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“These Aliens Really Want to Put That Baby in the Microwave”

2	2 Vote	These Aliens Really Want to Put Out a Much Healthier Menu
2	2 Vote	I Want to Put Seals on Endangered List
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Big Ideas Is a Philandering Douchepacker in the Microwave
1	1 Vote	Ellen Scolds the Boy Scouts for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts of America Put That Baby in Your Mind. Then You'll Never Guess Who Said It!
1	1 Vote	So You Want to Put an End to Procrastination
1	1 Vote	She Belongs Just Where She Is. And I'm Thankful She Did Men in the Microwave
1	1 Vote	These Aliens Really Want You to Know About Judge Dredd
1	1 Vote	The Knowledge I Gained in School Dress as Slutty as You Want to Put That Baby in the World
1	1 Vote	Head Doctor Says a Baby in the Ones That Support Equality
1	1 Vote	This Skull Is Made in the Microwave
1	1 Vote	These Aliens Really Want to Be Devoured Alive by Werewolves
1	1 Vote	To Put That Baby in the "Next Fiscal Year"