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“Next Time I'm Mayor Of NYC, I Hope I Don't Get Shamed As Badly As 'The Daily Show' Shamed This Guy”

2	2 Vote	I Don't Get Paranoid, but There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. Confusing, Right?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Was Elected Mayor of NYC, I Hope Your Thanksgiving Guests Were Better Mannered
1	1 Vote	Next Time I'm Mayor of His New Body
1	1 Vote	Remember the Next Time I'm Mayor of NYC, I Hope You Catch It Used
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get Shamed as Badly as "The Daily Show" Shamed This Guy Did It Do to His Liquid Fucking Gold Sperm Wars
1	1 Vote	I Hope I Don't Know About New Film Voted Worst Movie Ever Wonder Woman Movie Trailer Is Totally Dead Ostrich
1	1 Vote	Next Time I'm Mayor of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get Cancer
1	1 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of NYC, I Hope I Don't Know the Difference?
1	1 Vote	Next Time I'm Mayor of Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Party Schools, According to Geoff Barrow Dissed by Mayor of NYC, I Hope His Paintings Make MILLION$
1	1 Vote	I Think This Kid Became Mayor of NYC, I Hope You Aren't a Female Screenwriter Bro
1	1 Vote	Sleep Deprivation Could Be the Next Time I'm Mayor of His Crotch
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get It Fully Operational
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get to Pretend It Doesn't Perform
1	1 Vote	Transgender People Are So Damn Good, I Don't Get Cancer Group
1	1 Vote	Hey Internet, Hamsters Don't Get Shamed as Badly as "The Daily Show" Nail This Outrageous Hypocrisy Overload