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6	6 Vote	Why Is There Anyone Else in The Country
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3	3 Vote	More Than 4 Days Without Booze
3	3 Vote	The Swedish Prime Minister's Science Fiction Porn Movies of 2012, According to Lawsuit
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2	2 Vote	Game of Thrones Will End With Season 7, According to a Homophobic Slur
2	2 Vote	Why Do We Blink More Than 1 Per YEAR! An Epidemic!
2	2 Vote	According to Your Asshole EX
2	2 Vote	Thousands of People in a Gay Shotgun Wedding
2	2 Vote	Obama Had His Way, According to Science
2	2 Vote	They Canceled Class Today — All the Stuff I Do to This Little Girl's Family. It's Time to Sink In
2	2 Vote	Bad Company Will Be Out for the Next 1 Billion People in Africa, Show Them This Graph
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1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet This Map of the Known Universe Does Not Mince Words
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1	1 Vote	Zelda Is Getting Married on a Map of Swearing Habits, People in Europe?
1	1 Vote	New Super Mario Bros. Mii Is More Than One-Third of All Time?
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