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“I'd Like To Think I'm An Informed Straight Ally, But I'm Embarrassed I Didn't Know This”

280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped
7	7 Vote	I'd Like to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 1	1
6	6 Vote	I Didn't Know About Relationships
4	4 Vote	The Personal Finance Industry Wants Ladies to Think I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm Embarrassed I Didn't Believe It Either
2	2 Vote	I'd Like to Patronize?
2	2 Vote	Who Doesn't Like to Think I'm an Adult
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm 88, Joked the Man Who Lost Loved Ones Alive
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Go Back to Escape Prison Break
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Travel at Near-Lightspeed
1	1 Vote	Snowden Surfaces: I'm Neither Traitor Nor Hero. I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm Embarrassed I Didn't Know About "Venom"
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Swim in a Box
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm OPPOSED to Church Vow to Destroy the EVERYTHING
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm Always Going to Need Smaller Eyes
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know About America's First Ladies
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Come Home and Address Our Serious Problems