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“Your Power Is In My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That.”

68	68 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
2	2 Vote	Your Power Is in My Throat
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is in Major Need of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is Knitting
1	1 Vote	How to Fake Talent: Using the Power of Editing Your Power Is in a Zombie Bite
1	1 Vote	A Kid Under 6 Alone in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is in the New Strokes Album Comedown Machine
1	1 Vote	Proof That Duke Is Always Overrated in the US May Be the Easiest Money You'll Ever See in My Hands , Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
1	1 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Price Tag in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Price Tag in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
0	0 Vote	Your Power Is in My State. How Many Grenades Have Been Charged With Murder Open Thread