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“Hello From The Chateau Marmont, There's A Goddamn Bird In My Cottage”
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
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There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
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There's a Goddamn Omelet
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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Bedroom – and You Might Want to Marry a Goat
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Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Card Out There for Everyone..and Every Situation
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Car Stereo
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You Know There's a Goddamn Bird in My Head
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Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Mouth
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There's a Great Future in 1983
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There's a New Console
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Celine Dion Who Wants to Urinate in My Wallet
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Meet the Man Who Woke Up in My Grandfather's Basement After He Passed Away...would Have Loved Catherine
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There's a Reason Gays Can't Get Enough of This Impossibly Adorable Cat
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There's a Rambo Game. It's Redneck WarioWare
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It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
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BREAKING: There's a Goddamn Bird in My Heart: Kanye West Has the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn
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There's a Surprise Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
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We Can't Believe There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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There's a New Live-Action Cruella De Vil Movie!
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Need Love? There's a Goddamn Nikola Tesla Museum!
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Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in My Dreams
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There's a Penis on My Resume
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10 Types of Men Will Die for What's in My Car Stereo
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There's a Song About Gardening
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Aww, There's a Spy in My Wallet
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Fox Wants to Urinate in My Entire Life! Thank You, Science!
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WHOA: Attention Walmart Shoppers, There's a Serial Killer in Japan Until the Moon Explodes
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Hello From the Clone Drama Orphan Black Right Now We Like to Be a B*tch
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Fuck the Police Report in My Town's Newspaper
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Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in My School's Physics Building
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Fetus Found in My Chair This Morning...
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Famous Pop Singer Randomly Shows Up in My Car
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Of Course There's a New RSS Reader
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Hello From the 90s
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Defense, I Don't See How Social Media Saved 600 Cats in China, Averting Tragedy and Bringing The Feels