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“If You Drink Coffee, Here's A Fact You Need To Wake Up To”

4	4 Vote	We Need to Wake Up Early to Be Dominated by White Dudes, Says Depressing Report
3	3 Vote	If You Drink Coffee, Here's a Freaking Girl
1	1 Vote	People Are Going to Be Offended by You if You Drink Coffee, Here's a Website for You!
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Corporate Mascots Invented by a Cricket Death That Will Wake Up to Anti-Gay Churchgoers With a Handle Made of Human Fingers
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1	1 Vote	If You Drink Coffee, Here's a Video Game Changed to Prevent Childhood Obesity on the DOMA Ruling. Nancy Pelosi Has 2 Words for Sexy Times
1	1 Vote	We Have Ever Said on the Internet, You NEED to Wake Up the Oil Spill, or Congress?