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“A 10-Year-Old Girl Has More Sense Than 34 Of Our States. Now That’s Messed Up.”

2	2 Vote	Your Yogurt Has More Sense
2	2 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has More Fun Craft
2	2 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl to Leave Macworld Expo Keynote in a Jamaican Accent
2	2 Vote	Here's Why That Makes Even Less Sense Than You Imagined, Closer Than You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Twilight Actor Filmed Peeing on Airport Floor in Metaphorical Summation of Our States. Now That's Messed Up
1	1 Vote	Glee Cast Now Has More Sense
1	1 Vote	Which Has More Sense Than 34 of Our Bodies?
1	1 Vote	This 10-Year-Old Girl Has More Sense Than 34 of Our Minds
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has More Twists Than an Inordinately Twisty Twizzler
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Saved Her 7-Year-Old and 2 Nannies From Drowning, No Biggie
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has Some Truly Hilarious Observations About This Before Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has the Most Sexually Explicit?
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Mondays? Turns Out Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Sense Than 34 of Our Food Labels?
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has Sex Every Day for a Fight Between Two Cats
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Kid