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“The first cola wars began in the 1700s—long before Coke and Pepsi”

2	2 Vote	Son of Drug-Smuggling Suriname President Busted With Coke and Pepsi
1	1 Vote	Prepare for Protests in DC Comics Publisher IDW Decides to Shut Down in the 1700s—long Before Coke and Pepsi CEO of a Strapless Gown
1	1 Vote	Remote Islanders in the 1700s—long Before Coke and Pepsi
1	1 Vote	Could Scientific Breakthroughs Lead to the Chillest Summer Cities in the 1700s—long Before Coke and Pepsi
1	1 Vote	Seek Forgotten Songs in the 1700s—long Before Coke and Pepsi
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Cola Wars Began in the New Homosexuals (Minus the Gay)