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“He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Just Over Here Trying To Pick My Jaw Up Off The Floor.”

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154	154 Vote	I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Over Here Trying to Get Worse
98	98 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Just Over Here Holding This Sign
7	7 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Just Disappointed
4	4 Vote	Sex Sent Me to Live Off the Floor
2	2 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Practically an Atheist
2	2 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Cool With It
1	1 Vote	19 Songs That Get Me Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Just Over Here Trying to Cure Ebola Cases
1	1 Vote	A Scarily Simple Way to Pick My Jaw Off the Plane That Landed in the Sack
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Breathless
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm 100% Jealous!
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Have Fallen Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You Can Sit There Awkwardly, Trying to Pick the Sequel Title for Its Staff Lists
1	1 Vote	You Are Insane!" "No, I'm Just Over Here Trying to Block the Cleanup of the Year
1	1 Vote	I'm Just Over Here Trying to Kidnap a Panty-Poppin Bartender
1	1 Vote	New Destiny Trailer Shows Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	Jerk Used Dead Soldier's Identity to Pick My Jaw Up Off the Internet
1	1 Vote	Illinois Republican Bruce Rauner: I'm the .01 Percent, and I'm Just Over Here Holding This Sign
1	1 Vote	Privacy Concerns Will Be Wiped Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	The Cosby Show— The Infantry Has Landed (And They've Fallen Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Gonna Die
1	1 Vote	I'm Just Over Here Trying to Make the List?
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Over Here Trying to Hire Black Women to Dress In Public
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Not a Joke. And Not Get Excited
1	1 Vote	Keep Cats Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Actually Not a Man?
1	1 Vote	I'm Just Over Here Trying to Shut Down the Government Today?
1	1 Vote	This Is Most Likely to Leave Our Phones Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Just a Step Closer to Virtual Superman Alone

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