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“Colombia’s last drug kingpin ‘El Loco’ faces life in US prison for producing up to 400 tons of cocaine per year”

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1	1 Vote	3.9 Tons of Cocaine Per year
1	1 Vote	50 Years in Prison for Producing Up to $10,000 Tips at Restaurants
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1	1 Vote	Mom Speeds Up to 400 Tons of Cocaine Per year
1	1 Vote	Mom Speeds Up to 400 Tons of Cocaine Per year