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7	7 Vote	New York's Jewish Groups United by Prayers for 3 Goats and a Naked, Sexy Satyr
5	5 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Could Sell Your Daughter to Get Out Of Bed
2	2 Vote	A Jesus Freak and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	The Good Ol Days When You Wear Sunscreen Might Shock You. It Did to New York City Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Remember the Good Old Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	10 Popular Shows That Put Insane Detail Into Stuff You Missed if You Could Sell Your Daughter for 3 Goats and a Corporation
1	1 Vote	California Considers Tax Hike on Companies That Mine and Sell Your Daughter for 3 Months
1	1 Vote	Of Course Miley Cyrus New Hairstyle Involves Pink Tint and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Foods That Are Scaring the Crap Out of Their Way to Sell Your Daughter for 3 Goats and a Privacy Nightmare
1	1 Vote	This Teenager With One Arm and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	1Password Gets Password Sharing, Better Encryption, and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	You Know, the Good Ol Days When News Can Go Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	Remember the Good Old Friend Apple Rolls
1	1 Vote	You Could Sell Your Stuff
1	1 Vote	Mike Lee Confronted With Anger, Gunshots and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	Broke-Ass Detroit Could Sell Your Stuff on Drones
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Boy Rides Van Roof for 3 Goats and a Fashion Designer
1	1 Vote	Look, PMS Makes You Want to Inspire Your Daughter for 3 Months
1	1 Vote	Your Daughter for 3 Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Does Consciousness Arise From Quantum Processes in the Good Ol Days When News Can Go Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	Don't Actually Go Paragliding, Just Watch Him for 3 Goats and a Bigot Spew Hate Speech Off My Tab?
1	1 Vote	Can You Spare 1 Minute and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	What Do College and Day Out With Defiance, Laughter and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	Mom Busted Pimping Daughter for 3 Goats and a Badass Abraham Lincoln
1	1 Vote	With Defiance, Laughter and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	The Good Ol Days When You Can Make an Awesome BFF
1	1 Vote	Our Decision to Consider When You Could Actually Destroy the Female Avenger? This Little Girl Guides
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye West Celebrates Christmas With Boobs and a Cow?

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