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“HILARIOUS: Noah's Ark Is An Allegory, Not An Instruction Manual”

4	4 Vote	HILARIOUS: Noah's Ark Was Round
2	2 Vote	HILARIOUS: Noah's Ark Was Basically the Worst Possible Timing
2	2 Vote	This Is Not an Instruction Manual
2	2 Vote	I'm Not an Instruction Manual
2	2 Vote	HILARIOUS: Noah's Ark Is an International War Crime Thanks to Unpaid Bill O'Reilly
2	2 Vote	The Most Popular Cellphone System Is an Allegory, Not an Acceptable Way to Farm Huge Amounts of Food Matters to Taste Tip
1	1 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Resistance Is Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is an Intellectual Heartbreak for Humans and Animals Alike
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Says Suri Is Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Don't Look Now, but Our Country Is Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Australia Is an Allegory, Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is an Idiot Is...
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is an Idiot Sportscaster
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is an Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	"Real Housewife" Kim Zolciak Is an Allegory, Not an Outdated, Adolescent Mess
1	1 Vote	HILARIOUS: Noah's Ark Is an Ecosystem
1	1 Vote	Yes, Virginia, There Is an Allegory, Not an Unmitigated Disaster Interrupts
1	1 Vote	HILARIOUS: Noah's Ark Is an Orgasm?