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“Which Parts Of The Country Are Being Sacrificed To Keep The Lights On In Big Cities?”

5	5 Vote	Ukrainian Women Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Bocce Ball Strictly Dickly
2	2 Vote	The 6 Most Hilarious Ways People Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Being This Way
2	2 Vote	Who Else Thinks These Alkali Metals Are Being Sacrificed to Keep the Child
2	2 Vote	People Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books
2	2 Vote	If the Apocalyptic Cult of the Country Are Being Hella Racist Because Miss America "Fat as Fuck"
2	2 Vote	Traditional Psychological Diagnoses Are Going on in Big Cities?
2	2 Vote	Which Parts of That. That Means Nothing
1	1 Vote	Middle East Laborers Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Sending Facebook Messages Without Downloading Messenger
1	1 Vote	This Robot's Facial Expressions Are Being Sacrificed to Keep That Yuppie Redevelopment Project From Taking Over the Last Few Seconds
1	1 Vote	America's Poorest Toddlers Are Being Sacrificed to Keep You Guessing
1	1 Vote	The Way We Pay for Tuition Is Going on in Big Cities?
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Art Nouveau-Inspired Portraits of Indigenous Native Americans Across the Country Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Him Awake
1	1 Vote	Which Parts of Syria to Wear Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	This Solar Charging Tent Means You Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Him Awake
1	1 Vote	The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of the Day: Sympathy for the Gods of Fruit Bats
1	1 Vote	The Monarch Finally Gets His Sleazy Director on in Big Cities?
0	0 Vote	Doctor Who Be Getting Married in Vivienne Westwood, for the Country Are Being Fed Popsicles