Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Sign Up

Leaderboard Random

Leaderboard Random

Sign Up

Real Headline from

“Kaplan Becomes 14th Company To Drop ALEC”

Read Article Smash ThinkProgress Smashes From ThinkProgress

Best Recent

Smashes of This Headline

2	2 Vote	Israeli Electric Car Company to Drop F-Bomb at GOP convention
2	2 Vote	First Drug Company to Drop ALEC Baldwin
2	2 Vote	Blue Cross Blue Shield Becomes 11th Company to Drop ALEC Baldwin
2	2 Vote	9th and 10th Companies Drop ALEC Baldwin
2	2 Vote	Breaking: Newt Gingrich to Drop ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Fires Back at Bill O'Reilly Clashes With Chicago Group to Drop ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Prosecutors IGNORE Hit-And-Run Victim's Wish to Drop ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	First Drug Company to Drop ALEC Baldwin of Justice in Favor of Obama With Hitler Mustache \| NBC 7 San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, on Principle

Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Make a Suggestion

View Source or Contribute on GitHub

Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.

© 2024 Wil Gieseler

Sign Up

No personal information required.

Username

Password

Password confirmation

Existing users sign in

Username

Password

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

Save headlines from the generator
Vote on headlines
Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.

I Already Have An Account