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“They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Much Money?”

2	2 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Uncomfortable
2	2 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Rich She Has Something to Say to Mixed-Race People
2	2 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Rich She Has Something to Say to Mixed-Race People
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Expensive
1	1 Vote	Geneticists Discover a Planet They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Obvious I Smacked My Face
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO on Point I Wish My Computer Gave Me a Nerdgasm
1	1 Vote	Peggy Carter Kicks So Much Money?
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Big You Might Recognize
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Awful Even These Comedians Can't Keep a Straight Face of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Did Occupy Protesters Spend So Much Money?
1	1 Vote	8 Superhero Origins the Movies Got Right (And 8 That They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Messed Up