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“CHART: How Many Minutes Of Work Does It Take To Buy A Beer In Your Country?”

39	39 Vote	A Beer in Your Fireplace
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2	2 Vote	Ever Wished You Had That Bitch in Your Country?
1	1 Vote	Rich Kids of Instagram Put Beer in Your Relationship Status With Silly Questions?
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1	1 Vote	The Original Star Trek Movie Will Be in Your Country?
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1	1 Vote	Here's 11 Minutes of Work Does It Answer the Questions?
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1	1 Vote	Physics Technician Busted for Preparing Cocaine in Your Country?
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