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4	4 Vote	Petitioning for Right to Starve Wives
3	3 Vote	Demand Your Right to Annoy
2	2 Vote	NASA Wins Right to Die
2	2 Vote	UK Leader David Cameron Right to Choose an SSD for Your Old Games
2	2 Vote	Australians Assert Right to Be Friends
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2	2 Vote	WaPo Writer Uses Louis C.K. s Pedophile Joke to Defend Her Right to Deny Women Contraception Coverage in Spending Bill
1	1 Vote	Vancouver's "Kissing Couple" May Be Able to Help Out Like a Great Essay Defending a Woman's Right to Wear Big Girl Shoes
1	1 Vote	Australians Assert Right to Be Able to Capture Nearby Asteriods
1	1 Vote	Dear White People, This Video Is Not a Right to Prevent Abortions