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“Step 1: Ask Other Nations What They Think Of Our Health Care. Step 2: Apply Cold Water To The Burn.”

38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
4	4 Vote	Study Says Asteroids Delivered Water to the United States of Paranoia
3	3 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Fullest
2	2 Vote	Step 1: Ask Other Nations to Unfurl Flags, Royal Doodads
2	2 Vote	Step 1: Ask Other Nations What They Want — and School Security Plan Includes a Working Hover Bike
2	2 Vote	Listen to the Burn
1	1 Vote	One Easy Step 1
1	1 Vote	Surrendering to the Burn
1	1 Vote	Step 1: Ask Other Countries
1	1 Vote	Step 1: Ask Other Nations What They Are Actually Doing in School District
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Get Asked Back to the Burn
1	1 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Man of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	How to Figure Out What Dudes Never Think of Our Solar System
1	1 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Godzilla Trailer for a Serious Bro Crush on Jake Gyllenhaal
1	1 Vote	If You Go to the Burn
0	0 Vote	Fox Buys Just the Idea of What They Think of Him