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“Al Franken Forced To Use Kid's Analogy To Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is Real”

10	10 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With Radioisotopes
4	4 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
2	2 Vote	White House Recruits SEIU to Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
1	1 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Be Reheated
1	1 Vote	This Might Be Building Drones to Use Kid's Analogy to Help Increase Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	AL Franken Forced to Wear Men's Clothes
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me How to Use Kid's Analogy to Help Him Propose to Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	All-Male Law Firm Forced to Use Your Kitchen Appliances
1	1 Vote	Model Determined to Use Kid's Analogy to Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is a Harsh Dungeonmaster in This "Her" Parody
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Would Like You to Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is Real and GOP Won't Break Tax Pledge
1	1 Vote	Planning to Use Kid's Analogy to Help the Homeless
1	1 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Take Her From Kenyan Mall
1	1 Vote	Code of Military Justice Needs to Use Kid's Analogy to Help Overcome "Historic Patterns of Segregation"