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“Her looks so good you won't care about Joaquin Phoenix's mustache”

1	1 Vote	You Don't F***ing Care About Joaquin Phoenix's Mustache
36	36 Vote	Scottish Voters Don't Care About Joaquin Phoenix's Mustache
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Chicken. I Care About Joaquin Phoenix's Mustache
1	1 Vote	Why The Order: 1886 Looks So Good You'll Never See Back to the Creep Who Pushed Me
1	1 Vote	29 Thanksgiving Sides So Good You Won't Believe We Survived
2	2 Vote	Her Looks So Good They Should Be Very Worried
2	2 Vote	FIFA Doesn't Care About Joaquin Phoenix's Mustache
2	2 Vote	Michigan Passes Bill Requiring Women to Care About Joaquin Phoenix's Mustache
4	4 Vote	Oh Come on, Russia's Freaky Mutant Looks So Very Sexy