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“Things We Don't Know: Why Coffee Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature”

4	4 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Room Temperature
3	3 Vote	NSA Broke Privacy Rules Because It Goddamn Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?
3	3 Vote	NSA Broke Privacy Rules Because It Goddamn Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?
2	2 Vote	In Which President Obama Had Nothing to Hide: So Why Doesn't Honey Get Moldy at Room Temperature
2	2 Vote	Popcorn: It Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?
1	1 Vote	NYC Courier to Clients: We Don't Know: Why Coffee Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?
1	1 Vote	NYC Courier to Clients: We Don't Know: Why Coffee Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?