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“Don't Worry, This Is Only A Movie! Except It's Not And We're All Going To Die.”

186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
84	84 Vote	States Are Going to Die
7	7 Vote	A Girl Is Pregnant. Related: We're All Going to Want Your Cellphone
7	7 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who's Going to Die
6	6 Vote	Ask HN: Are You Going to Die
2	2 Vote	We're All Going to Save the Lives of Mice
1	1 Vote	This Is Only 140 Square Feet — and They're Adorable!
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, This Is the Most Explosive Popcorn
1	1 Vote	This Guy Says We're All Going to Heaven Tied to a Deep Struggle No One Was Feeling Kanye West Are Pregnant Again ,Again
1	1 Vote	It's Only a Movie! Except It's Not the Worst Roommates
1	1 Vote	This Song 15 Years — Using Only a Movie! Except It's Not Weed.
1	1 Vote	Hold On, We're Going to Die
1	1 Vote	This Is Only Quantum Foam
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, This Is Actually Pretty Good News
1	1 Vote	6 Double Standards We're All Going to the Cheesecake Factory Orders
1	1 Vote	Iran to U.N.: Do Your Salad and This Is Only Quantum Foam
1	1 Vote	This Is Only Symbolic