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“Man Runs Out of Gas on Interstate, Sets Up Drum Kit to Kill Time”

3	3 Vote	Americans Arrested for Hiring Hitman to Kill Time Warner
2	2 Vote	Sacked Scientist Sets Up His Ass During Last Photoshoot
2	2 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Kill Time
2	2 Vote	Man Runs Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Man Runs Out of the Planet
1	1 Vote	Nevada Militia Sets Up Drum Kit to Kill
1	1 Vote	Sacked Scientist Sets Up His Speech and Delivers the Lord's Prayer at Graduation
1	1 Vote	15 Women Who Are Not Talking About American Patriotism. And It's Bumming Me Out of Gas Prices Really That High? (Hint: NO.)