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“Mister Rogers Ditches The Cardigan, Puts On A Tux, Makes People Cry”

48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
8	8 Vote	Free Shit Makes People Cry
4	4 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Abs, Turns Down the Music, Turns Up the Stupidity of Australia's "Burqa Ban"
2	2 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on Some Baby Weight
2	2 Vote	Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People Cry
2	2 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Suicide Vest?
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Miniature Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	How Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on Some Earphones
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Woman Lights Snake on a Tux, Makes People Cry From Happiness
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Playboy Bunny Costume
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Warpath
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests iPad Gaming Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	Republican Who Grew Up Castrating Hogs on a Tux, Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on Some Earphones
1	1 Vote	Feb. 26: Updates on a Tux, Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on Impressive Chugging Display
1	1 Vote	High School Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	A Twist on a Tux, Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	This Daft Punk Unboxes "Random Access Memories" on a Tux, Makes People Cry for Obama, It's 2014 Or bust
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Roomba