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“Johnny Depp will now seduce a 12-year-old in Disney's Into the Woods”

6	6 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Run a Country
3	3 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Receive
2	2 Vote	On 9/11, a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Life Lesson From a Quad-Copter
2	2 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Allow Afros and Dreadlocks
2	2 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Be Granted via One-Time Code
2	2 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 12-Year-Old Egyptian Boy Flabbergasts an Interviewer. They Weren't Actually Troubled
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Cost You Money Every Year
1	1 Vote	And Now, Mr. Freeze Singing "Let It Go" From Disney's Into the Woods
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Be Treated as Such
1	1 Vote	Christina Will Now Seduce a 12-Year-Old in Disney's Fairy Tale — It's Real Life
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Now Sell Plus-Sized Stuff