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“This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager To Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Get Pregnant”

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107	107 Vote	Three Teenage Girls Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
5	5 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
5	5 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
2	2 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Apple Crumble
2	2 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Apple Crumble
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