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“MacGyver, How Can We Help These Kids Learn? Find Me A Donkey, Some Books, And A Stick Of Gum.”

5	5 Vote	Give Me a Donkey, Some Books, and a Smile
4	4 Vote	Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Gum
3	3 Vote	Continuum Just Made Me a Donkey, Some Books, and a Cunt
2	2 Vote	These Kids Learn? Find Me a Slut, My Coverage Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	MacGyver, How Can We Do With My Parents When I Objected to Joke
1	1 Vote	Our Imaginary Boyfriend Mark Ruffalo Speaks Out About Having Sex With a Stick of Gum
1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess Your Go-To Drink?
1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess How Basic You Are?
1	1 Vote	MacGyver, How Can I Perfect My Language Skills?
1	1 Vote	Domestic Violence and a Stick
1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess When You Unexpectedly Puke
1	1 Vote	Snake on a Stick of Gum
1	1 Vote	We Help These Kids Made With (Gulp) Actual Brains
1	1 Vote	When These Kids Learn? Find Me
1	1 Vote	MacGyver, How Can One Company Run Nuclear Arsenals, Schools, and Even Time Itself? Like This. That's Not How You Kill an Attack Ad
1	1 Vote	Sunday Comics Needs New Strips. Go Find Me a Donkey, Some Books, and a Dude KILL a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	This Spying Cat Thinks of Women Will Smith Showed Us The Hell Is This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Gum
1	1 Vote	British Royal Family and a Stick of Gum
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Awesome. Now Give Me a Donkey, Some Books, and a Frank Cho
1	1 Vote	MacGyver, How Can One Company Run Nuclear Arsenals, Schools, and Even Time Itself? Like This